Need a conservatory built by tea time? A load-bearing wall replaced with a curtain? Or 500 faulty smoke alarms installed? Look no further! Potters Independent Traders delivers top notch construction at prices that fell off the back of a lorry!
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Until our van turns corner
Equipped with non-existent tax disk, ladder held by string, and boot full of questionable copper pipes.
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We turn your home into a construction site in under 20 minutes! Guaranteed quality or your money... well, we don't do refunds, mate.
"If we can't fix the leak, we'll cover it in thick plaster and pretend it's a rustic feature wall. Water feature included free of charge!"
"Guaranteed not to fall off until we've driven at least 3 miles away from your property! Roof slates sourced directly from unknown roofs in Horsforth."
"We only knock 'em down if they're in the way of a good view! RSJ steel lintels replaced with sturdy solid oak... or painted cardboard if short on steel."
"One holds the ladder, one undoes the bolt... What could possibly go wrong? Louis XIV crystal cleaning specialist service available!"
"Slabwork done so blazin' fast you won't even notice where your lawn went. Turf laid directly over old children's bicycles and garden hose reels."
"Directly imported from Peckham Springs! We polish tables, staircase banisters, and old sideboards. Leaves a smooth finish that dries in 48 hours."
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* Includes 10% Del Boy handling fee and guaranteed 5-minute warranty. VAT is strictly non-applicable as we don't know what it stands for.
Peckham Springs Quality
If van starts first try
By Rodney & Uncle Albert
"What VAT?" - Del
"Best builders in Peckham! They turned my double conservatory into a Scandinavian steam sauna... mostly because they forgot to fit opening windows and sealed the door shut."
Tyler's Croft Estate
"Del Boy and Rodney plastered my ceiling in under 10 minutes. Granted, half of it fell into my soup during dinner, but you can't complain at £35 cash!"
Local Road Sweeper
"During the war, we didn't have fancy extensions! But Potters Independent Traders knocked down my shed with their 3-wheeled van in record time. During the war..."
Nelson Mandela House
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